Where have you been? we hear you cry. Or rather read you cry, thanks for the mail folks. The simple answer is drinking. Lots. Oh, and some stuff about having jobs and the suchlike. And what an eventful few weeks it's been. The war in Iraq is over, which is why no-one's getting shot over there, and they all dance round with bunches of flowers singing nursery rhymes. Robin Cook was awarded the "Beard Wearer of the Year" award, which I think is a resounding endorsement for everything we've been striving for. Or something.

Some people will no doubt be wondering "why are you bothering carrying on now that the war's 'over' ?" (my commas). Well have a look at the news folks, how much peace do you see? Exactly.

Anyhow, we're back, and back for good. Check back over the weekend for a more fullsome and illustrated account of what we've been up to.

Peace.

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